they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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