I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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