Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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