ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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