This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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