oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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