what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
The adults are the big ones right?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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