my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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