i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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