dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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