Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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