69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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