Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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