OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
