So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
