He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
