apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you would pick up someone in the library
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
