There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
