Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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