after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Randomize
