Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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