The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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