But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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