omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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