Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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