I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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