I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So squirting runs in the family.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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