talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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