so that wasnt chicken after all
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
