for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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