Quick, to the slutcave!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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