So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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