I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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