Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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