So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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