Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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