so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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