brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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