what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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