Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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