who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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