Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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