? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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