I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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