plz talk dirty to me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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