am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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