Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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