So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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