Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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