we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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