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(636): View more from Missouri

this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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(541): View more from Oregon

dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

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(631): View more from New York

Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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(940): View more from Texas

She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online

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(251): View more from Alabama

I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party

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(727): View more from Florida

Semen is not good for contacts.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now

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(585): View more from New York

We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?

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