My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
