YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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