You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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