Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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