there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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