We need to rekindle our bromance
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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