Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think a kid would responsible me up
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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